Dear Willy Loman

Dear Willy Loman,

I am writing to you from the future. Since your life has gone all out of whack it is my duty to confront you. Willy Loman you have allowed your work to overcome your family and life and it is spiraling into the ground. Face the facts that Biff does not want to be like you and if you stop paying attention to Biff long enough to notice Happy you will see he is jumping over hurtles to get someone to notice him. As for Linda she is a loving and caring wife and you treat your sales products better than her. I have say when Charley told you "the only thing you got in this world is what you can sell" shouldn't be true. I know the "American Dream" is so important to you but believe me in the future it is just a dream and you are losing your family over it. You need to get your act together before you have a break down and crash your car one day and die.

Your Friend From The Future :)

The Bucket List!!

Things I hope to accomplish in my life:

1. Crowd Surf
2. Go a whole day without shoes
3. Rent a dun-buggy in the desert
4. Ride a Camel
5. Go on the Ultimate Trip!!!
6. Go hang-gliding
7. Have a drink in an Irish pub in Ireland
8. Shake the presidents hand
9. Win an awesome radio contest
10. Be involved in a flash mob.
11. 

the characters of: Death of a Salesman

The new movie Death of a Salesman will be having open auditions. In order to have a call back you must fulfill the requirements of each characters personalities. The names of each character and the celebrity who fits this character is listed below.

Willy Loman: Christopher Llyod: older man who works in sales who is ambitious to fulfill the American Dream
Biff Loman: Eddie Cibrian: a middle aged man still stuck in his high school jock years trying to live up to his fathers expectations
Linda Loman: Susan Sarandon: wife of Willy who loves her husband and keeps the family glued together through the ups and downs
Happy Loman: Justin Chambers: The youngest son of Willy who is kept in his older brothers shadow and doesn't know where the boundaries stand.

Leave It To The Cleavers

Leave it to the Cleavers: To Kill the American Dream

What do we think when someone says "American Dream". There is most likely a home located in a family packed subdivision in a fifties decade. Inside there is a mother with a pearl necklace and high heels fixing a hot meal in the kitchen with a flowered apron. Outside the two coed children are playing basket ball and hop-scotch with the other kids in the neighborhood. Then when the suited father arrives home from his high business job he is greeted at the door with a drink from his wife. They all sit around the dinner table as they each go around and talk about what they did that day. On it goes day after day the "American Dream" and thanks to The Cleavers this is what many feel the "American Dream" should be like. Ever since the fifties the "American Dream" has died  little by little but The Cleavers will always hold the trophy for the perfect "American Dream".   

Oh Cheesy Chicken Casserole!

How much you mean to my Taste Bud's!

From making you to baking you,

then eating you through and through.

I taste the fried chicken soaked in the Kraft cheese.

Mixed in the bite brings the shell Mac &Cheese.

Finally bringing the bite to a close is the mini broccoli.

Its a party in my mouth when all the ingredients are mixed as one. 

If I could I would eat the whole dish.

That is my wish!

 

Meatloaf Ala Hester

-2lbs. Ground Meat

The 2lbs of ground chuck meat came from two different cows named Suzy and Harold. They lived in California  and was almost stars of the Chic-Fil-A commercials. instead they were shipped to Ohio where they lived for three days in a nasty factory until they were killed and skinned. Their bodies were split which is why this one pack of ground chuck meat is from two different cows.   

-2 Eggs

The two eggs lived inside a nameless hen on a farm in Kentucky. After being ejected from the hen the eggs were taken to a factory. a truck driver name fred who works for the Publix truck service then took the Grade A eggs and brought them to Riverstone Pkwy in Canton. Only three eggs were harmed in the shipment. 

- A lot of breadcrums

-Hand full of Chopped onions

-Cover top if meat with ketchup

-five shakes of Worcestershire sauce

-mix with washed hands

- shape into meatloaf size pan

-put in 450 degrees oven for 45 minutes